Sorry Bob

Sorry Bob – That Surgery Game That's Funny AF But Makes You Wanna Smash Your Keyboard

Sorry Bob is the kinda game where you're supposed to be a surgeon. It feels like you're operating with oven mitts on after three beers. Clumsy hands, physics that hate you, and one slip-up turn the whole thing into a gore fest. No wonder it's exploding right now – pure chaos in a browser, perfect for quick rage sessions.

How It Works (Spoiler: Not Easy)

Keep Bob from flatlining and nail the surgery before time's up or blood loss kills him. Easy on paper, brutal in practice.

Controls (Straight from the Game, No BS):

• A = pinky finger

• W = ring finger

• E = middle finger

• R = index finger

• Space = thumb

• Mouse = swing the hand around

• Left click = drop hand, grab shit

• Right click (hold) = twist wrist

What You Do:

• Snag tools: scalpel, hammer, saw, syringe – pick your poison.

• Grip 'em tight without yeeting them across the table (good luck).

• Do the op: swap hearts, yank kidneys, whatever nightmare they're throwing at ya.

• No random stabs – blood sprays, health tanks.

• Watch that HP bar like a hawk; it vanishes fast.

Each level ramps up: tools slip more, organs hide in dumb spots, clock ticks louder. The genius (or evil) part? Every damn finger's independent. Grabbing a pair of tweezers? Feels like herding cats. One fat-finger tap, and you're hammering the wrong bone.

If Sorry Bob hooked you, but you want shorter bursts of "WTF" hilarity and epic fails to clip for Discord, dive in. Trust, you'll die laughing... then cursing. Play it now, blame me later.